Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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