dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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