he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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