So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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