Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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