is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Someone shit on the floor
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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