no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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