i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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