what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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