it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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