i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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