think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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