let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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