I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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