aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
