? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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