they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The air was thick with penises
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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