So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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