I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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