After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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