pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
