Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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