glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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