He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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