It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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