rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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