Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
barbara walters just said penis...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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