so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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