omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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