How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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