But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i came on her dog
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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