can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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