Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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