Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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