Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
