I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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