You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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