dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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