belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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