Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
one might say we're banned from that church
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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