How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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