"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
