I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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