I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
And then he peed in my hair
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