Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dignity is for republicans.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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