I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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