yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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