no, he came in my armpit
I wish i was in the wii world.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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