I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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