Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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