Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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