I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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