"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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